So, me and two of my friends were chit chatting about nothing in particular when the subject of funerals came up and long story short we made a playlist of inappropriate songs to play at ones funeral. So far we have:
- Let The Bodies Hit The Floor - Drowning Pool
- Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead - The Wizard of Oz
- Highway To Hell - AC/DC
- Hot In Here - Nelly
- Move Bitch Get Out The Way - Ludacris
- Ms New Booty - Bubba Spraxx
- Can We Fix It? - Bob The Builder
- Tiptoe Through The Tulips - Tiny Tim
What if I made a hipster blog but only made it look like a hipster blog and in reality it was all fandom stuff that looks like hipster stuff so hipsters would follow me and think what I posted was deep when in reality it’s just a bunch of quotes from Sherlock and Doctor Who and other shows that make me cry
Wait for it
Wait for it
Waaaaaiiiiiit fooooor iiiiiiiit
life is good when people like you exist
ALL THE AWARDS.
what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
God damn it this is beautiful
I wish I may, I wish I mightrogen
Have the wish I wish tonitrogen
I found some salad dressing at the back of my fridge with a use by date of 21/12/12.
I think it’s Mayanaise.
what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this
i shaved for this
i put a bra on for you.
i got off tumblr for you
i am wearing real pants
I went outside
i got out of bed
i woke up
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