OMG 1,000th post O_O I officially have absolutly no life. Hoorah.

OMG 1,000th post O_O I officially have absolutly no life. Hoorah.



Dream Signals 

So I was talking with my sister about dreams and we both realized that there was a common element in most of our dreams. My sister has these dreams where people will do these unbelievable things like jump off of a building and land without a scratch, flying, levatation… and whenever she asks them how did you do that?! They always reply in every dream, “Lots and lots of practice.” We realized that this must be her signal that she is dreaming. I thought back through my dreams and found that I too had a common element. And of course being myself it would have to be something rediculous. What is it? A bathroom. Yup nothing cool like a bouncing red ball, or a particular phrase nope just some good old fashioned plumbing and toilet paper. God I’m even a loser in my sleep. So anyway I realize that when I am in a bathroom I have to try to think back, “How did I get here? What was I doing before I got here?” If I can’t answer this question I know that I am in a dream. Sounds stupid right? Well then came the dream with the bathroom. I am sitting in a tub and think how did I get here? I couldn’t remember. So then I said, “Oh my God, I think I am dreaming!! I have to do something impossible!!” So I look at this bar of soap and cover it with my hands and descide to transform it into the first thing that popped in my head. I remove my hands and it is now a big pink eraser. Freaked out by how totally and completly awesome this is I change the eraser into a crumpled sheet of paper with a message written on the inside. But when I tried to read it I couldn’t make it out then I woke up. It was so awesome!! I had total and complete control….and I created a pink eraser. *facepalm*

posted 3 years ago · 17 notes


Fail 

That awkward moment when you go to tag all your friend in a funny picture and realize you don’t have enough friends.

posted 3 years ago · Notes
#loser #friends #fail #lol


DAMNIT!!!!! 

I was gonna do this fancy up and tuhdoo for my 500th post and i looked over and see Posts: 501. GODAMNITMOTHERFUCKINGPIECEOFFLYINGSHITHILARYCLINTONDIEYOUHUNKOFCRAP OMGIMDYINGSNAPEKILLSDUMBLEDORSKANKY501STPOSTIMAKILLYOUWAHHHHHHHH THISFUCKINGSUCKSTHEGAMEGVRNWIOAGV$^&HNIRO27W4T&MVG857Q%2M09TV320$#95UM91519vt6bm2709upf,1cu=m0tu9v27n693AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gasp* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! CRAP!!!!!!!!!

okay…..okay im fine…im fine

posted 3 years ago · 1 note


Such a Dork 

God i’m such a dork. I just flapped my arms in the air while bouncing up and down “ooooh! I got another follower!”

posted 3 years ago · 1 note
#dork #loser #omg #fail