This is the best thing I’ve seen in a long time

posted 2 months ago · 1 note
#horror #funny #lol #magic #food


An actual conversation I just had with my sister 

Ugh, my back hurts
Twat?
I said I cunt believe my back hurts so bad
Wow you snatched that one right up didn’t you
It’s quite pussyble
Oh labi-alone
Clit it!
It’s unvulvalivable
Wow…you sure muffed that one up
You should eat more vagtables then maybe your back wouldn’t hurt

posted 3 months ago · 1 note
#lol #puns #funny


undisclosedblissx:

yu-nako:

drscratch:

When you want to enlarge an image in a post but it doesn’t enlarge

image

i hate you

fuck you

Or when you cant tell if its a frozen gif or a jpg

posted 1 year ago · 87,596 notes © vasuki
#lol #sherlock #fuck you #funny


Source: vasuki Via: sherlokimuser
Filthy Mitt Romney Delivers Campaign Speech To Audience Of Confused Shoppers In Ohio Safeway
CANTON, OH—According to eyewitnesses at the scene, an unkempt and thoroughly disheveled Mitt Romney gave an impassioned campaign speech Monday to a group of bewildered shoppers inside a local Safeway.
Sources confirmed the filth-covered former presidential candidate walked into the store unannounced early yesterday evening, went to the store’s cereal aisle, and started to play Kid Rock’s “Born Free” on a portable boom box, enthusiastically waving and pointing to no one in particular.
As customers began to recognize the 2012 GOP nominee through his scraggly beard and uncombed hair, Romney reportedly picked up a can of Pringles from a nearby shelf, held it near his mouth, and began loudly addressing the growing crowd of confused onlookers.
“How are we feeling out there, friends?” said Romney, who paused briefly as though waiting for applause from the baffled and completely silent supermarket shoppers. “First and foremost, thank you so much for coming out here today and for your continued support throughout the campaign. We’re making our voices heard across the country—that’s for sure!”
“Together, we’re going to bring some real change to Washington!” added Romney, who staggered slightly as he spoke but maintained his balance.
Witnesses told reporters that Romney walked around the store barefoot as he gave his speech, wearing only a pair of dirt-caked jeans and a wrinkled dress shirt covered in food stains.
Full Article

Filthy Mitt Romney Delivers Campaign Speech To Audience Of Confused Shoppers In Ohio Safeway

CANTON, OH—According to eyewitnesses at the scene, an unkempt and thoroughly disheveled Mitt Romney gave an impassioned campaign speech Monday to a group of bewildered shoppers inside a local Safeway.

Sources confirmed the filth-covered former presidential candidate walked into the store unannounced early yesterday evening, went to the store’s cereal aisle, and started to play Kid Rock’s “Born Free” on a portable boom box, enthusiastically waving and pointing to no one in particular.

As customers began to recognize the 2012 GOP nominee through his scraggly beard and uncombed hair, Romney reportedly picked up a can of Pringles from a nearby shelf, held it near his mouth, and began loudly addressing the growing crowd of confused onlookers.

“How are we feeling out there, friends?” said Romney, who paused briefly as though waiting for applause from the baffled and completely silent supermarket shoppers. “First and foremost, thank you so much for coming out here today and for your continued support throughout the campaign. We’re making our voices heard across the country—that’s for sure!”

“Together, we’re going to bring some real change to Washington!” added Romney, who staggered slightly as he spoke but maintained his balance.

Witnesses told reporters that Romney walked around the store barefoot as he gave his speech, wearing only a pair of dirt-caked jeans and a wrinkled dress shirt covered in food stains.

Full Article

posted 1 year ago · 0 notes
#lol #the onion #news #romney #politics #humor #funny #obama


mememaster:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

U is for ur alone

N is for never getting out of bed, forever watching Sherlock Holmes…

posted 1 year ago · 701,773 notes © ihaveremade
#funny #lol #song #spongebob #sherlock


Source: ihaveremade Via: mememaster
loki-cat:

tsunderage:

gravity-falls-conspiracies:

I’m so done. This is probably like the 50th time I’ve seen this image and how many times does it have to be said that it’s faked?

Now say it with me, everybody!
There is no Slender Man in Gravity Falls
There is no Slender Man in Gravity Falls
There is no Slender Man in Gravity Falls 

There is no war in Ba Sing Se


there is no war in Ba Sing Se


…no…slenderman…no…war…

loki-cat:

tsunderage:

gravity-falls-conspiracies:

I’m so done. This is probably like the 50th time I’ve seen this image and how many times does it have to be said that it’s faked?

Now say it with me, everybody!

There is no Slender Man in Gravity Falls

There is no Slender Man in Gravity Falls

There is no Slender Man in Gravity Falls

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

there is no war in Ba Sing Se

…no…slenderman…no…war…



destinysstepchild:

how to pronounce “gif”

Thanks for clearing that up.

posted 2 years ago · 187,501 notes © ertythescience
#gif #lol #funny


oatmeal:

Tumblr:  help me buy back Nikola Tesla’s old laboratory.

The Oatmeal is God’s gift to the internet. Please sir, just take my wallet.

oatmeal:

Tumblr:  help me buy back Nikola Tesla’s old laboratory.

The Oatmeal is God’s gift to the internet. Please sir, just take my wallet.

posted 2 years ago · 8,770 notes © oatmeal


Via: oatmeal

mattsmithian:

nar-wh4ls:

My life has been going down hill ever since they discontinued the wonderball

#BUT THEN SOME DUMBASS KIDS STARTED CHOKING ON THE CANDIES INSIDE #IDIOTS #YOU’VE RUINED THE WORLD FOR THE REST OF US #I HOPE YOU’RE PROUD OF YOURSELF#COULDN’T EVEN FIGURE OUT HOW TO BITE INTO A FUCKING WONDERBALL JESUS CHRIST #THAT WASN’T AN UNSAFE CANDY THAT WAS NATURAL SELECTION

THAT WAS NATURAL SELECTION! Darwin would be proud.

posted 2 years ago · 49,760 notes © grapewallofchina
#lol #funny #omg


I hope London stocked up on Amber O_O

I hope London stocked up on Amber O_O