The Crazy House
Probably the most random blog you will ever find.

undisclosedblissx:

yu-nako:

drscratch:

When you want to enlarge an image in a post but it doesn’t enlarge

image

i hate you

fuck you

Or when you cant tell if its a frozen gif or a jpg


Filthy Mitt Romney Delivers Campaign Speech To Audience Of Confused Shoppers In Ohio Safeway CANTON, OH—According to eyewitnesses at the scene, an unkempt and thoroughly disheveled Mitt Romney gave an impassioned campaign speech Monday to a group of bewildered shoppers inside a local Safeway. Sources confirmed the filth-covered former presidential candidate walked into the store unannounced early yesterday evening, went to the store’s cereal aisle, and started to play Kid Rock’s “Born Free” on a portable boom box, enthusiastically waving and pointing to no one in particular. As customers began to recognize the 2012 GOP nominee through his scraggly beard and uncombed hair, Romney reportedly picked up a can of Pringles from a nearby shelf, held it near his mouth, and began loudly addressing the growing crowd of confused onlookers. “How are we feeling out there, friends?” said Romney, who paused briefly as though waiting for applause from the baffled and completely silent supermarket shoppers. “First and foremost, thank you so much for coming out here today and for your continued support throughout the campaign. We’re making our voices heard across the country—that’s for sure!” “Together, we’re going to bring some real change to Washington!” added Romney, who staggered slightly as he spoke but maintained his balance. Witnesses told reporters that Romney walked around the store barefoot as he gave his speech, wearing only a pair of dirt-caked jeans and a wrinkled dress shirt covered in food stains. Full Article

Filthy Mitt Romney Delivers Campaign Speech To Audience Of Confused Shoppers In Ohio Safeway

CANTON, OH—According to eyewitnesses at the scene, an unkempt and thoroughly disheveled Mitt Romney gave an impassioned campaign speech Monday to a group of bewildered shoppers inside a local Safeway.

Sources confirmed the filth-covered former presidential candidate walked into the store unannounced early yesterday evening, went to the store’s cereal aisle, and started to play Kid Rock’s “Born Free” on a portable boom box, enthusiastically waving and pointing to no one in particular.

As customers began to recognize the 2012 GOP nominee through his scraggly beard and uncombed hair, Romney reportedly picked up a can of Pringles from a nearby shelf, held it near his mouth, and began loudly addressing the growing crowd of confused onlookers.

“How are we feeling out there, friends?” said Romney, who paused briefly as though waiting for applause from the baffled and completely silent supermarket shoppers. “First and foremost, thank you so much for coming out here today and for your continued support throughout the campaign. We’re making our voices heard across the country—that’s for sure!”

“Together, we’re going to bring some real change to Washington!” added Romney, who staggered slightly as he spoke but maintained his balance.

Witnesses told reporters that Romney walked around the store barefoot as he gave his speech, wearing only a pair of dirt-caked jeans and a wrinkled dress shirt covered in food stains.

Full Article

posted 5 months ago

mememaster:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

U is for ur alone

N is for never getting out of bed, forever watching Sherlock Holmes…


loki-cat: tsunderage: gravity-falls-conspiracies: I’m so done. This is probably like the 50th time I’ve seen this image and how many times does it have to be said that it’s faked? Now say it with me, everybody! There is no Slender Man in Gravity Falls There is no Slender Man in Gravity Falls There is no Slender Man in Gravity Falls There is no war in Ba Sing Se there is no war in Ba Sing Se …no…slenderman…no…war…

loki-cat:

tsunderage:

gravity-falls-conspiracies:

I’m so done. This is probably like the 50th time I’ve seen this image and how many times does it have to be said that it’s faked?

Now say it with me, everybody!

There is no Slender Man in Gravity Falls

There is no Slender Man in Gravity Falls

There is no Slender Man in Gravity Falls

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

there is no war in Ba Sing Se

…no…slenderman…no…war…


destinysstepchild:

how to pronounce “gif”

Thanks for clearing that up.


oatmeal: Tumblr:  help me buy back Nikola Tesla’s old laboratory. The Oatmeal is God’s gift to the internet. Please sir, just take my wallet.

oatmeal:

Tumblr:  help me buy back Nikola Tesla’s old laboratory.

The Oatmeal is God’s gift to the internet. Please sir, just take my wallet.




tehfailmaster: charklestimon: 8bitsquirrel: answertolifeis42: probablynotapie: captaingumdrops: owlites: Ezio from AC:2.well shit.  A monster hunter… i think im fine. Vincent. deaddeaddeaddeaddead. Sera from Final Fantasy XIII-2.  Id say im pretty powerful. :D Pit from Kid Icarus… I’m Finished Kratos from God of War Fucked? I think not. Ubaldo Jimenez: Pitcher for the Cleveland Indians (mlb2k12) [don’t know if this applies] I was a Male Quarian that looked like Kal Reeger. I survived because Shepard saved me in ME2 :D Mio from fatal frame….fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Okay mayu, just bust down this paper wall with the buddha statue and lets run for the woods! GO GO GO GO GO!!

tehfailmaster:

charklestimon:

8bitsquirrel:

answertolifeis42:

probablynotapie:

captaingumdrops:

owlites:

Ezio from AC:2.
well shit. 

A monster hunter… i think im fine.

Vincent.

deaddeaddeaddeaddead.

Sera from Final Fantasy XIII-2.  Id say im pretty powerful. :D

Pit from Kid Icarus…

I’m Finished

Kratos from God of War

Fucked? I think not.

Ubaldo Jimenez: Pitcher for the Cleveland Indians (mlb2k12) [don’t know if this applies]

I was a Male Quarian that looked like Kal Reeger. I survived because Shepard saved me in ME2 :D

Mio from fatal frame….fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Okay mayu, just bust down this paper wall with the buddha statue and lets run for the woods! GO GO GO GO GO!!


I can’t tell, is this a zombie parade or Riviera?

I can’t tell, is this a zombie parade or Riviera?