luminoxxie:

thirstfollower:

princesskenny456:

agianthordeofzombiesjust:

turnipss:

dredsina:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gutsygumshoe:

hakuryuusquad:

some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

Once I opened a ketchup packet that was so old it was dark brown

Also once we had fried chicken and my friend found 2 of its organs in her chicken breast… :, )

I once got grape juice that was grey and slime. I made the mistake of not looking before it slithered into my mouth.

my high school had to stop serving us milk and juice my freshman year because a bunch of kids got terrible food poisoning from it. we were all warned not to drink the juice and milk because it was filled with mold. every lunch period after that I always checked my food and I found molded cheese on a sandwitch, stale pizza, green tortillas and a bunch of other stuff. I know its not suppost to be 5 star food but 3 star would be nice.

my friend once found a staple in her chicken sandwich

A stale piece of bread topped with a slice of cheese literally burned black. That’s it. 

I found strips of white plastic in my burrito once

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whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

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reblog if you dont have a bra on 

23skidood:

Well, I suppose I don’t lol

Damn titty traps

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decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

It’s a metaphorseeYou put the metaphor right between your metaphors, but you don’t metaphor the metaphor to metaphor metaphor metaphor.

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luminoxxie:

I think we all know what today is REALLY about….
ZOMBIE FRUIT JESUS.

Well that’s rather meloncholy 

luminoxxie:

I think we all know what today is REALLY about….

ZOMBIE FRUIT JESUS.

Well that’s rather meloncholy 

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zuzuhiddles:

It’s official, I can drop out of school and go to Hogwarts. [x]

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I might want everything in their store
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thecrazyhouse whispered: "Send me your name and I’ll make you a mini playlist that start with those letters: SORA :3"

en-fantterrible:

Here you go bb

Shake me down - Cage The Elephant

Our daughters will never be free - The Indelicates

R U mine? - The Artic Monkeys

A perfect sonnet - Bright Eyes

<3

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mousenibbles:

etherealskull:

Sext: RUDIMENTARY CREATURE OF BLOOD AND FLESH, YOU TOUCH MY DICK, FUMBLING IN IGNORANCE, INCAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING

Is this some weird nightvale post

Imagine online dating in Night Vale though, ”No, no it’s just that… well, you only had 14 tentacles in your profile picture…”

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