luminoxxie:

luminoxxie:

luminoxxie:

Why are there no pizza places open at 8am?

What the fuck.

This is America. 

I have all this money that I worked my ass off for. I am WAY more than willing to throw it all away, right this second, on ridiculous amounts of pizza.

There need to be pizza places open this early for people who make poor life decisions. >:(

7-11 SELLS PIZZA THIS EARLY YOU GUYS. THE DAY IS SAVED BY A GAS STATION. I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT ABOVE EATING GAS STATION PIZZA. 

I HAVE OBTAINED THE PIZZA.

GOD BLESS AMERICA. 

I don’t know whether to be disgusted or impressed 

posted 3 days ago · 5 notes © luminoxxie


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luminoxxie:

Why are there no pizza places open at 8am?

What the fuck.

This is America. 

I have all this money that I worked my ass off for. I am WAY more than willing to throw it all away, right this second, on ridiculous amounts of pizza.

There need to be pizza places open this early for people who make poor life decisions. >:(

There’s an old pizza box in the kitchen you can sniff

posted 3 days ago · 5 notes © luminoxxie


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luminoxxie:

ectolime:

clay-phoenix:

leo-arcana:

lil-weezing:

ask-flameprince:

ask-alex-the-vampire-princess:

arthur-christmas-claus:

auspisstice:

ferlmao:

himapapaftw:

blackmormon:

i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang

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I wouldn’t be surprised

Woah woah woah, that means

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whA T

HEADCANON ACCEPTED

Can we please not forget about this? 

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Wait then what if

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i cannot accept this

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WHAT THE FRICK IS GOING ON

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friends forever

what the FUCK 

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In a sad attempt to get my sleep schedule on track, I downed 2 5-hour energy drinks in the hopes of staying up through the night. 

This was without a doubt the WORST mistake I could have made.

NEVER. AGAIN. 

I felt 0 energy from this nasty shit while my body grew more and more exhausted until I finally decided to admit defeat and get some shut eye. 

That’s when I realized what was happening.

I snuggled down into my blankets where I instantly grew comfortable and my heavy eye lids greedily closed. And…. nothing. My mind has never been so awake. Racing a million miles an hour while my tired vessel fell limp in total exhaustion. 

I laid there in a semi-sleep paralysis state, only able to wiggle my hands and feet with my mind racing FOR 3 HOURS.

So began the longest night of my life. Seriously, I could feel every second pass and do nothing but lay there.

tick………………………………..tock……………………………tick

It was torture.

Then finally. FINALLY I fell asleep into a horrible lucid nightmare that seemed to last for an eternity. When I finally managed to escape the dream and wake up I was so relived that the night was over. 

Until I checked the clock.

I had been asleep for one hour.

ONE. HOUR.

In short, I will never take 5-hour energy ever again. It’s not an energy drink, it’s a sleep paralysis inducing liquid hell.

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posted 3 days ago · 3,688 notes © raising-romulus


Am I the only one who is 100% all for Sherlock being asexual? 



How is the sun still up??? It’s almost fucking 9PM

posted 3 days ago · 1 note


sixpenceee:

oh my god

Me as a parent

sixpenceee:

oh my god

Me as a parent

posted 3 days ago · 194,093 notes © gifak-net


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*writes a thing*

Wow I love writing so much! I don’t know why I was procrastinating this, it’s so wonderful and gives me such clarity! I want to write this character in EVERY SCENARIO!!!

*never writes again*

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thehttydblog:

jackthevulture:

Imagine Hagrid going to Berk.

Imagine it.

Bearded men the same size as him.

Dragons of every shape and size.

IMAGINE HAGRID ON BERK.

Yer a Viking Hagrid.

posted 4 days ago · 16,918 notes © jackthevulture