who here knows how to dismantle a security camera
everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it
literally all I do is daydream about impossible scenarios
(Source: virglns, via slytherinbeater)
And other times some people make me so sexually frustrated that I want to cry.
I almost wanna tell racist white people don’t use a fire extinguisher since you hate black people oh or that hair brush or any of this other stuff
Worth a reblog!!!
What they “neglect” to teach
I knew peanut butter was an African dish.
And this is the short list! Love my smart black people.
And I bet Edison took credit for like half of these
(Source: reflectionof1, via nymphery)
do you ever just want to redecorate your bedroom and change your hair and all your clothes and completely reinvent yourself but then realise it takes time and money then retreat to your bed and hate who you are
"Don’t put this on tumblr"
The phenomenon shown in this shot is called guttation, the exudation of tiny drops of xylem sap that accumulate on the tips or edges of leaves some vascular plants, such as grasses. It is different to dew, which condenses from the atmosphere onto the plant surface.