“τέτλαθι δή, κραδίη: καὶ κύντερον ἄλλο ποτ᾽ ἔτλης.”—Homer, Odyssey 20:18 "Take courage, my heart: you have been through worse than this." "Be strong, saith my heart; I am a soldier; I have seen worse sights than this" (via meduesa)
I’m thankful for my years spent with this family, for everything we shared, every chance we had to grow. I’ll take the best of them with me and lead by their example wherever I go. A friend told me to be honest with you, so here it goes. This isn’t what I want, but I’ll take the high road. Maybe it’s because I look at everything as a lesson, or because I don’t want to walk around angry, or maybe it’s because I finally understand. There are things we don’t want to happen, but have to accept. Things we don’t want to know, but have to learn. And people we can’t live without, but have to let go.
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??
helping others is always nice
also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene
And costumes are great! Wear bulky clothes with extra padding to give the appearance that you are bigger than you actually are. After the crime cut and dye your hair to avoid being recognized. Wear something flashy like bright coloured glasses or a shirt that displays an eye catching logo, this way if you are spotted these items will distract the witness from seeing any memorable features, giving you a few more seconds to get away. Genderbend yourself! Everyone will be so busy looking for a 250lb 35yo man with long scraggly blonde hair while your skinny brunette 16yo female ass scampers away into the sunset with your new pixie cut and 1 million dollars richer.
“A family is a place where minds come in contact with one another. If these minds love one another the home will be as beautiful as a flower garden. But if these minds get out of harmony with one another it is like a storm that plays havoc with the garden.”—Buddha
Friendly reminder that Dia de Los Muertos is pretty much a funeral, and the dead being represented in the holiday are actual dead people who had families and friends and hopes and dreams. So just as you wouldn’t throw on black clothes and join a group of mourners because they look so fashionable in black, you shouldn’t paint your face and put marigolds in your hair and make altars because it looks cool to you. Thank.