mermaidsandmisandry: things i dont need in my life: wasps those stringy things on the banana commercials on youtube
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
im-wanderingaway: On a scale of bad to apocalyptic how badly would my mental state progressively deteriorate even further if I started watching Doctor Who Apocalyptic. It’s bad. It’s Third Star bad. I will never be the same emotionally ever again. But do it. Doooooo it. And please excuse the ken doll barbie episode with Eccleston because… well… you’ll see.
the-yolocaust: clowis: the-yolocaust: i need like 40 more followers hell yeah what do you need them for were taking north korea by sundown
IF YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR:
city-girl-never-sleeps: I will delete every yahoo account I own and hide in the corner to die. Do it. They bought it.
So how are we going to recognize each other on neopets? Just the shoe lace thing? Or moon moon? Or cousin Matt?
omgitskii: Can’t believe Yahoo brought tumblr. Well we’re dead. Someone should like create a new tumblr so we all have a backup tumblr incase Yahoo fuck us over. Neopets.
Yahoo, you messed up with the wrong neighborhood
What do we do now? Where do we go? *sobbing*
The Ministry has fallen. Karp is dead. Yahoo is...
Dear Karp, ….Daddy why?
kenway: star trek: into darkness more like im crying but my dick is still hard PERFECT DESCRIPTION.
calvincandies: mcdonalds is considering serving breakfast all day
hatoful-boxcars: using low level pokemon as sacrifices to stall so you can heal the pokemon you actually give a shit about this is basically the plot to ‘my sisters keeper’
ghostie00: so with all of this Yahoo buying Tumblr crap going on if we ever need a place to relocate there’s always
waltz-for-pony: idreaminwords: Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story? One time in elementary school I was so wrapped up in a book that the only reason I stopped was because the lights went off. When I looked up everyone in the class room was gone and there was a very confused...
A special message to everyone on my dash that has...
cyberthug13: all tumblr girls are notediggers shhhh….do you hear that? It’s the feminist bloggers… they’re coming…
jehanprouvaires: moranrps: mom…. dad…. i’m roleplay….. #the bible said adam and eve not adam and eve’s position is still open get your audition in by 9 EST to be considered for the role
doctorspockspaceman: loryisunabletosupinate: sherlock series 3 prediction sherlock and john solve some shit JFC TAG YOUR SPOILERS
tumbler-teen: who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle
gingercult: I hate everyone that’s seen Star Trek Into Darkness.