The Crazy House

Two human life field pisa

I prefer pisa hut.

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Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch: A Visual Examination.

All otters are from The Daily Otter, for all your ottery Tumblr needs!

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tehfailmaster:

charklestimon:

8bitsquirrel:

answertolifeis42:

probablynotapie:

captaingumdrops:

owlites:

Ezio from AC:2.
well shit.

A monster hunter… i think im fine.

Vincent.

deaddeaddeaddeaddead.

Sera from Final Fantasy XIII-2. Id say im pretty powerful. :D

Pit from Kid Icarus…

I’m Finished

Kratos from God of War

Fucked? I think not.

Ubaldo Jimenez: Pitcher for the Cleveland Indians (mlb2k12) [don’t know if this applies]

I was a Male Quarian that looked like Kal Reeger. I survived because Shepard saved me in ME2 :D

Mio from fatal frame….fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Okay mayu, just bust down this paper wall with the buddha statue and lets run for the woods! GO GO GO GO GO!!

(Source: forthehive)

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kungfusockmonkey:

DAMN IT!!!

…son of a whore…

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Sherlock sees through everyone and everything in seconds. What’s incredible though is how spectacularly ignorant he is about some things.

<3 socially awkward sherlock <3

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nolodejessir:

Miami Cannibal’s Victim.

Oh god, I had heard about this but I didn’t think it was this bad! He litterally ripped that guys face off! The apocalypse is coming, the end is nigh. The zombie invasion has began. Andrea I want to fight to the death with you! If the zombies attack, I will find you and we will kick some undead ass!

Reality:

GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

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I can’t tell, is this a zombie parade or Riviera?

(Source: searchingforforgiveness)

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May 29

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irongiantlungs:

kookycutterbeauty:

#quote #flirt #summerswag #wink #cute #single #singleandreadytomingle (Taken with instagram)

eat a cheeseburger

Funny, you look a lot like my next murder victim :D

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Dear Followers,

aguidetoinformation:

a-guide-to-graphology:

As many of you already know, my girls have been kidnapped by someone who is apparently not James Moriarty.

Yesterday I received the following cryptic ransom note:

This evening, I received this one:

I’ve been told by the kidnapper that I can ask for your help. How do you think we move on to the second step?

I need to have the girls back. They’ve made a mess of the filing system and I can’t find anything without them.

Lestrade says that this is not his division.

-Anderson

UPDATE

Sally took a look and found this within the first note:

The link took us here.

Anderson. I know you’d really, really, like to think it was us.

You really, really, hate us. We understand.

We know we Cabury creme-egged your flat. We know that we destroyed a suit that wasn’t yours. We know that we hired thugs and trashed your bike and scratched “Holmesian Police Force 4EVA” into your car. We know that we soaked you on your way to work (walking, of course). We know that Wiggins dropped a bag of flaming unmentionables on you from five stories up while you were running away. We did not know that somehow that “water” was actually kerosene (JIM!). We were glad to see that nothing ignited.

But it wasn’t us. We wouldn’t stoop that low. We like the girls. We just…well, we just hate you. And besides, AH would not tolerate hostages in the flat.

So we propose that we work together. We think you’re an idiot, Anderson. We think you’re stupider than the collection of ludicrously expensive pens AH has hidden under her bed.

But we’d like to help you get the girls back.

Sincerely,
The BSI
(Specifically, Wiggins, Pike, Johnson, Tony, Amelia, and Laurel.)